Let me introduce you to the stars of my blog— our five babies!
Myrtle
Hello 🐾 My name is: Myrtle Jean My nickname is: Lil’ Bit (well, she was little once!) & Wiggle Woggle (I love to dance with my humans!) My breed is: English Bulldog My age is: 4 My favorite human food is: I like to pretend I’m picky because I’m sloooooooow. I sniff everything for a few seconds but never turn anything down. My biggest fear is: Anything “new” or “out of order” wigs me out…boxes, etc. Not a fan of change. My favorite things to do: I love to hide toys from Bentley. I love to bark at nothing. My favorite thing to do is go for walks but I hyperventilate so much I often cannot get past the house. 😝 What I Dislike Most: Does moving count? 😜 I just stand & look at my humans because I like the attention of them coming to get me. I’m a pure heart. Gentle but assertive with my siblings when I need to be! Where do I sleep: On the couch most nights…in my designated spot. Do I love car rides? Yes!!!!!! I love to go bye bye but I get so excited it’s harmful to my health. Do I snore? Yep. Doing so at this very moment!!!! 😴
GERTIE
Hello 🐾
My name is: Gertrude Gumdrop 🍬😆
My nickname is: Gertie
My breed is: English Bulldog
My age is: 1!!!! 🥳 🎂 💫🙌🏻
My favorite human food is: I am powerless over my addiction to all food.
My biggest fear is: no food or missing out on food.
My favorite things to do: 1. Eat…truly. I’m like a crackhead. I am always searching for crumbs, & 2. following mommy & daddy everywhere…I like to be touching someone as much as possible. I am very affectionate.
What I Dislike Most: not going to bed by 9…I need my beauty sleep…I get grumpy.
Where do I sleep: with mommy& daddy against daddy’s legs.
Do I love car rides? Don’t go out much but I’m always okay if I’m with my humans.
Do I snore? Like a freight train. 🚂
BENTLEY
Hello 🐾
My name is: Bentley Winston
My nickname is: Ben & mom calls me “Brody” (her Human son’s name) a lot 🤣
My breed is: Olde English Bulldog
My age is: 6
My favorite human food is: Chicken or Ribeye 🥩 I’m not too picky. 😉
My biggest fear is: everything… I’m a wuss. 😝 The doorbell.
My favorite things to do: “Toy…toy…who’s got the toy?” Incessantly!!! & sleep with my humans…an occasional treat.
What I Dislike Most: Other humans & dogs not in my immediate family. I am very unpredictable & aggressive.
Where do I sleep: On the couch most nights…in my designated spot.
Do I love car rides? Yes!!!!!! I love to go bye bye but because I’m difficult I can’t go out too often.
Do I snore? Not really. I growl and grumble a lot though…even in my sleep.
HARLEY ROSE
Hello 🐾
My name is: Harley Rose 🌹
My nickname is: I don’t have one…but I have the “Harley Rose” song, so that’s pretty special.
My breed is: English Bulldog
My age is: 2 (14 in human years 😉)
My favorite human food is: any meat but I’ll eat about anything
My biggest fear is: storms
My favorite things to do: dance when daddy comes home, lay in the hammock with mommy, & bedtime!
What I Dislike Most: going outside by myself…I’m a little spoiled.
Where do I sleep: with mom & dad against mommy’s legs
Do I love car rides? Meh.
Do I snore? Lightly.
GRETA – OUR QUEEN
Hello 🐾
My name is: Greta Garbo My nickname is: Mama Bear, Queen My breed is: English Bulldog My age is: 5 My favorite human food is: I love sweets like mommy. I am the pickiest eater of all though as I do have a sensitive tummy. My biggest fear is: Not getting enough attention from mommy My favorite things to do: I judge, and then I judge some more. I love to sit in daddy’s lap. I also obsess over mommy and when she’s not giving me enough attention throw her the stink eye. What I Dislike Most: My siblings, though I love them, too, just not when they take my humans attention. Where do I sleep: I prefer sleeping with mommy alone, so I will punish her and go sleep on the couch if any of my siblings are there…so, yeah, I sleep on the couch. Do I love car rides? I do love them. Do I snore? Softly.
